He said something like “other people say she swims like a man, but that’s not true, she swims like Katie Ledecky!”

Girl was done and celebrating before the second place swimmer had even hit the wall.

The war crime that donnie and his running mate supported?

I think we all knew about the latter, but probably not the former. Thanks, though...

Not taking any sides here without more information, but it sounds to me like the police don’t want anyone livestreaming their confrontations anymore, and I’m sorry, but that’s not right.

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

Let’s also not forget that he didn’t see a single second of combat. “They come back different”, like he was on the front lines or remotely in danger. Naw, he’s just a Palin dickhead who, like his mother, refuses to own his shit.

There is no allegation that the players trespassed. Even in the homeowner’s account, they were parked on the street. At which point he pointed his gun at them. The homeowner is entirely in the wrong here, even if the kids tried to run him over (which they had every right to do at that point).

Well, I am a Person of Color (Indian Colored, to be exact) and I agree with Colbert.

“we” are nothing. I have an opinion.

Well, we’re not exactly hiring our best and brightest as police.

#FragileEmotionsOfPeopleWhoChoseToBePoliceMatter

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

And what happened to the idea that if you’re going to be a police officer, you’re going to be putting your life on the line to serve the public? That means you sometimes have to take a risk and not fucking shoot someone just because they might pose a threat.

Possible Donald Trump responses to this, in order of usefulness to his cause of becoming President of the United States:

Too coherent.

But isn’t it obvious that indicting Killary is far more important than investigating substantial terrorist attacks on this country? Typical libtard with no regard for the truth. Just go ahead and be one of the sheeple. #rememberBenghazi #Hillary4Prison

(How was my conservative troll impression? I think I did quite…

There’s literally no outcome that you woudn’t claim was a win for Trump.