She needs to stop flouting her ex-title of “judge” (if she even was one). What. A. Mother. Fucking. Disgrace. To. The. Judiciary. 

This doesn’t look like anything to me.

Not really. Not when another, (male) pass rider under the same requirements was wearing shorts. Their dad, I believe? Anyway, it shows an unequal application of the same standard amongst different genders.

US Soccer needs to stop comparing the new, highly talented players to has-beens like Donovan.

“Who’s ‘we,’ white man?”

We do. As citizens. We vote these Republican shit-lords out of government until they come back to the table with better values.

Whoa whoa whoa. “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” by Eve and Gwen Stefani wasn’t a number one song on TRL? I feel like the number of times I heard that song...

This is cute. You watched Schoolhouse Rock when you were little.

The scariest thing is: if they are willing to blatantly lie about something as minute as crowd sizes, imagine what they will do with something of much larger magnitude.

What, given the police propensity to kill unarmed minorities, they didn’t put a bullet in Welch’s crazed brain?

Why does she look like her face is (1) botoxed; (2) she’s having a stroke; and (3) she’s a fucking moron, all simultaneously?

Hercules, maybe Colorado since Mr. Elbert is the second highest mountain in the US (after Whitney, and CA is taken by Iron Man).

Super useful if looking at legal documents, and also documents on “legal” formatting which are sometimes on longer paper lengthwise.

*Wanted a more soup to nuts discussion*

Goddamn, is this comment underrated.

New phone, Nick Denton, that you?

Well, that’s not necessarily true. Statute of Limitations is, inter alia, important for other things--DNA is not necessarily dispositive of rape, and it diminishes the capacity for sufficient defense (e.g., memories aren’t as accurate, etc).

Isn’t this the same girl who allegedly was previously arrested for shoplifting and/or prostitution in her past? Yeah...grain of salt, this one.

Why are we trusting the Martian Manhunter to be DC Comics Chief Creative Officer? Seems like a conflict of interest, no?

“Well, you know what they always say, if it ain’t Ba-roque, don’t fix it!”