Because All Lives Matter is facetious and disrespectful of Black Lives Matter [Too]. If you can’t understand the difference, I don’t know what to say.

What brave and daring officers. /s

Yup. Conservatives already blaming Obama and Hillary...because quite literally, Conservatives today are as fucking stupid as rocks.

Kristan Hawkins, who is this nobody? Either way, her tears are delicious. I shall feast on them.

I dunno. You could be right, but its been one hell of a long time since I’ve seen an intelligent conservative. Most appear to be brain-dead and completely idiotic.

I’d say both Bee and Oliver. Like whatever the functional equivalent of the God/Adam/Eve archetype would be, I think of it with Stewart/Bee/Oliver (and I’m probably mangling an entire religion). They’re both rightful inheritors to Stewart.

I mean, if the shoe fits, bitch.

Sigh. The only thing I have to see to know that progressivism/Democrats=good; and Republicans bad, is that Republicans make up a huge majority of the bigots/religious nuts/anti-basic rights.

Well done, SCOTUS!

It’s always interesting that Conservatives think that the Second Amendment gives them unfettered, unrestricted access to guns, but abortion is considered a substantive due process right under the 9th Amendment and they believe in all placing all the possible restrictions on it that they can.

Nothing to say to this but LOL.

I have to agree. I’m torn between the shitty sentence and the fact that I want judges to be able to make sentencing decisions without worrying about what the public will think of them.

“[N]ature finds a way.”

God damn it. Winner.

Good on her. I did want Bernie, but I am happy to cast my vote for Hillary. In any other time, I wouldn’t necessarily be so adamant, but the Democratic party needs to unite together NOW, because the possibility of the moron Trumpkin and his nasty little uneducated ilk having a say in society is just frightening as all…

Exactly, good sir. I just don’t fucking get it. I’ve blacked out, I was a swimmer in college—and college swimmers throw some pretty crazy parties. Not once did I ever have my morals go out the window.

That’s an insult to the mentally challenged.

Oh, stop. You can be a little more intelligent than the lowest common denominator.