Because All Lives Matter is facetious and disrespectful of Black Lives Matter [Too]. If you can’t understand the difference, I don’t know what to say.

What brave and daring officers. /s

Yup. Conservatives already blaming Obama and Hillary...because quite literally, Conservatives today are as fucking stupid as rocks.

Kristan Hawkins, who is this nobody? Either way, her tears are delicious. I shall feast on them.

I dunno. You could be right, but its been one hell of a long time since I’ve seen an intelligent conservative. Most appear to be brain-dead and completely idiotic.

I’d say both Bee and Oliver. Like whatever the functional equivalent of the God/Adam/Eve archetype would be, I think of it with Stewart/Bee/Oliver (and I’m probably mangling an entire religion). They’re both rightful inheritors to Stewart.

I mean, if the shoe fits, bitch.

Sigh. The only thing I have to see to know that progressivism/Democrats=good; and Republicans bad, is that Republicans make up a huge majority of the bigots/religious nuts/anti-basic rights.

Well done, SCOTUS!

It’s always interesting that Conservatives think that the Second Amendment gives them unfettered, unrestricted access to guns, but abortion is considered a substantive due process right under the 9th Amendment and they believe in all placing all the possible restrictions on it that they can.

Well, actually, Thiel really didn’t. Litigation might have put Gawker into bankruptcy, but considering the subject matter, Gawker likely would have won in the long term.

Nothing to say to this but LOL.

I have to agree. I’m torn between the shitty sentence and the fact that I want judges to be able to make sentencing decisions without worrying about what the public will think of them.

“[N]ature finds a way.”

God damn it. Winner.

Good on her. I did want Bernie, but I am happy to cast my vote for Hillary. In any other time, I wouldn’t necessarily be so adamant, but the Democratic party needs to unite together NOW, because the possibility of the moron Trumpkin and his nasty little uneducated ilk having a say in society is just frightening as all…

Exactly, good sir. I just don’t fucking get it. I’ve blacked out, I was a swimmer in college—and college swimmers throw some pretty crazy parties. Not once did I ever have my morals go out the window.

That’s an insult to the mentally challenged.

Oh, stop. You can be a little more intelligent than the lowest common denominator.