“[N]ature finds a way.”

God damn it. Winner.

Good on her. I did want Bernie, but I am happy to cast my vote for Hillary. In any other time, I wouldn’t necessarily be so adamant, but the Democratic party needs to unite together NOW, because the possibility of the moron Trumpkin and his nasty little uneducated ilk having a say in society is just frightening as all…

Exactly, good sir. I just don’t fucking get it. I’ve blacked out, I was a swimmer in college—and college swimmers throw some pretty crazy parties. Not once did I ever have my morals go out the window.

That’s an insult to the mentally challenged.

Oh, stop. You can be a little more intelligent than the lowest common denominator.