“It’s all her heart—that’s her strength.”

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

So a few months ago one of my dogs was attacked and seriously hurt by another dog at the dog park. The owner ran away when she saw that my dog was injured, and when I saw her again, she refused to give me her name because she said her dog only attacks dogs who deserve it, so it was clearly my dog’s fault.

I find it weird that whenever someone feels the need to rehash this story for the ten millionth time Bill seems to escape being a central character in it. It’s always about Monica being fat, ugly and desperate (why would he pick her of all women?! twenty years on and that still upsets dude-bros the most) or Hillary…

What a fucknut. No David, it’s not out of bounds to discuss the attractiveness of an actor in a review (unless the actor in question is 11 years old like Watson was, you sick fuck). But it is out of line to carry on about it for the entire fucking review, all the while making extra creepy statements like how Israeli…

Uhhh... how did he still have a job as a movie reviewer after that Emma Watson comment???

Ok, but J. Crew, when you gonna start making lined pants out of wool again and stop making dresses/sweaters that are cut for the delicate figure of a refrigerator?

The New Yorker has an amazing article about opioid addiction in West Virginia. Since Big Pharma and lawmakers have failed these people in desperate need of help, women have stepped up in an inspiring way.

I’ve lost 2 childhood friends to drug/alcohol abuse in 2017. I hate it, I miss them, and my heart aches for their families. Both were only 31 :(

I turn 37 on Friday and still feel guilty for making my mom wait in line for Space Mountain at Disney World and then chickening out at the moment we were about to get on the ride. I was 7.

I so needed to read this today. I’m that person. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told a joke in the middle of a conversation that was not well received and I worried all day if those people were offended, or they didn’t like me anymore, etc. It’s exhausting picking at every little thing. I’ll try this.

I’m not sure my brain is wired in a way that allows for this but it’s great advice.

“Just give it seven seconds” is also the name of my sex tape!

Saw it Friday night. Still have adrenaline flowing from the No Mans Land sequence.

This one looks so good. I want it.

We truly do not deserve her.
So happy for this film’s success.

If Lupita ever wanted a second career as a film critic, I would be into that. I feel blessed this morning, two of my favorite things (Lupita and WW) interacting in one Dirt Bag.

I knew I was gonna love this movie no matter what... BUT then it lived up to all the hype & I’m all like....

Thats how all of us feel about Wonder Woman

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.