I think she uses the jade eggs. I don’t think she’s knowingly deceiving people out of greed. Rather, I think she’s just silly enough to believe in this spiel and fancies herself some sort of modern day guru. It’s stupidity and hubris rather than greed and duplicity that underlies her behaviour.

Good question. On one hand, I think Gwyneth is definitely a smart businesswoman who is not above peddling shit she doesn’t use herself if she thinks it’s on brand and will sell. On the other, she does strike me as someone who will do anything to retain her youth and beauty even if it’s ridiculous. Maybe she knows what…

Just for fun, I’m going to try to explain this story to my mom.

“My intentions was to have God kill me. I ran out of bullets,” he said. “Suicide by cop was my intention.”

Wearing my geek pride here. I loved the fact that Lynda Carter married the head of Zenimax and that she graciously lent her voice to the Elder Scrolls series since the Morrowind days. So. Damn. Awesome!

“I will piss myself laughing if Kushner turns out to be the one who sells Trump up the river.”

I haven’t seen this many shoes about to drop since a shelf started to tip at Payless.

Katie Holmes, I heard.

EVERYONE GETS LOCKED UP!!!!

I like Jamie Foxx because of my natural bias for tall beautiful people.

One of Steinbeck’s most forgotten works.

what. ever. will still watch. the rock is rarely shirtless in most of his movies and vh1 had bob the drag queen and katya promoting it, both of which basically raise the rotten tomatoes score to like 40% for my purposes. also, if i sat thru san andreas, i can sit thru this.

I go this shit so much after I had my daughter at 16. I finally lost it and yelled at some busybody “well I didn’t have an abortion, shouldn’t you be happy about that!?” They didn’t take it well.

Oh gaaaawd. That’s terrible. And I laughed. I’m going to hell.

Teachers wouldn’t be walking at graduation anyway.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

I don’t think Beauty and the Beast is remotely Stockholm Syndrome. She volunteered to be there in lieu of her dad’s prison sentence. (Is life in prison a harsh sentence for breaking and entering and stealing a rose from a French noble? Perhaps but a revolution is coming to France don’t you worry.)  They bond over…

Ian McKellen may agree:

Or about nothing in reality. I think a lot of people forget that pop music isn’t always personal but constructed to generate sales.