Brilliant. But why limit it to mothers of kids? Some of those adults need to have their mothers contacted as well.

Yup. Darren Wilson's mother was a known felon who swindled her best friend out of thousands of dollars.

Hmm . . . you say he won't appear in wake of the grand jury's decision not to indict Darren Wilson, but he says he won't appear in the wake of civil unrest. Same outcome, to be sure, but the emphasis is a little different.

You already publicly flayed this woman. Quit while you're ahead.

Hmm, that's an interesting reading. Was the Cher character rejected? There was such a nice moment between the two of them, on the porch, that I thought healed the wounds. And the roommate character was clearly happier when Silkwood's boyfriend was around. I appreciated the anti-glamor of "Silkwood," but your…

Saute onions and mushrooms with some sherry and a little thyme. Mix a little corn starch with cold water (1:4 ratio) and stir it in until the gravy thickens. I dare any of your guests to say this isn't as good as meat-based gravy.

I'm so sorry about your family member. As for the vet, I wouldn't worry. I think vets must be the most compassionate people in the world. They always see us at our worst. They get it.

The financial fears were unfounded. But I still wake up on dark nights worrying: will I one day be able to resell it? Do I need to invest more in home improvements? Did I pay too much? Will anyone else appreciate the charms I saw in this house when I bought it? Overall, I would prefer to rent. Unfortunately I…

The plot of "Working Girl" hinged on Tess bringing about a merger which would have resulted in lots of layoffs, something the 1980s audiences would have been all-too-familiar with. Although Tess's kiss-off of her philandering boyfriend (your aptly quoted "want another answer, ask another girl") is inspiring, Tess…

Not to mention the most culturally insensitive move of them all: a glowing profile of Madame Al-Assad, Syria's Eva Braun, smack in the middle of Arab Spring.

Public proposals really put women on the spot. I think they're always a bad idea, and more about the guy's narcissism than his devotion.

Getting ebola?

Thank you. Jessica Coen led the charge against this poor woman. I'm so glad Amber Vinson survived to get the wedding the deserves. Now lay off, Jezebel.

Nonsense. They've developed the antibodies to the disease and can save lives. What's wrong with that?

Didn't Jezebel run a hysterical post about Amber Vinson taking a plane? Okay, we can see how many people were contaminated by that decision. I'm so glad this courageous young woman survived to go back to planning her wedding . . . now how about leaving her alone?

Yikes, I hope that woman pictured in the red feathers is not 64. More like 84, I think.