Speaking of burnouts, I can imagine all of you feel pretty shitty today. Thinking of you guys. I’ll always be following you.

LEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU GET FIRED WITHOUT GIVING ME MORE BEARS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN RIDING A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR.

Something just occurred to me, this stick to sports memorandum has absolutely driven me to visit Deadspin today much more frequently than I typically visit.

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

Fuck the shitlords upstairs for firing Barry before he could make a farewell post about his cat.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

“Other Moranic Birds”

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I too made a lot of shitty decisions as a 19 year-old.

I guess Koeman doesn’t know about them?

The whole site has been borked lately.  I click a star for someone, doesn’t mark.  I make a reply, move on, it tells me that I will lose my comments if I leave the page.

It could be worse, uh huh.

I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

My buddy’s old roommate used to date a guy who looked exactly like Lo Duca to the point where that became his nickname.

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.