It does remind me of vintage Paul Pierce right after dropping a triple. 

Walt was also a Nazi sympathizer, possibly even a supporter like Henry Ford. 

That thing looks like a Gen 1 Honda Insight had a baby with a 1980's Ford Probe. I kind of like it. 

How does this article not mention an air fryer, which is definitely the correct answer? Microwave, gross!!, maybe if you like rubber chicken...and that pan of water in the oven is going to make the skin soggy. 

Wait...Ringo’s not dead. 

What? I can smell cilantro walking by it at the grocery store. I don’t even have to pick it up to distinguish it from the parsley it is stored near. I think you are most likely in the minority here, cilantro has a really strong and pronounced scent. 

Me neither, even after reading the article. I could google it, but nah...

Something tells me there is a lot of overlap on that Venn Diagram.

“Types of guys she’s talking about are the young men starting out who don’t want to be pigeonholed early in their careers.”

Exactly, 2000 years ago Egypt was a Greek state, the Ptolemaic Dynasty, and not ruled by Pharoah.

It took me a second, but you mean something like “jump his bones”. Haven’t heard that one in a while. 

I’ve heard some terrible southern accents in my day, but Craig’s version in Knive’s Out completely takes the cake. It is an egregious affront to the dialect, and any professional actor should be ashamed for having put that on film. Luckily Hollywood doesn’t know what an actual southerner sounds like, so Craig…

True, Afghanistan is textbook Central Asia like Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, etc. 

I thought Carl’s Jr was the same restaurant with a different name. 

I thought this was going to be some kind of Jon Lovitz gag, but no, that is a real person apparently. 

Ben Feldman has always reminded me of a young Andrew Keegan. I don’t immediately see the BJ Novac comparisons, maybe because Feldman always plays characters with that laid-back west-coast vibe, and Novac never plays that character. 

I’m sure that after your subsequent comment it is all coming back to them now

That’s exactly right. This is traditionally RC Cola + Peanuts. But since RC can rarely be found these days, it looks like the Coke people co-opted the practice. 

/r/nofap has been a thing for many years, at least circa 2013. Why write about it now?

Ahem, Capitol Building. I know, I’ll show myself out.