You need to hang out with more former child actors! 

Are you sure that this wasn’t some krokodil action happening there? 

I think it’s appropriate at this juncture to introduce the younger folks (or the older folks who are perhaps not Frank Zappa fans) to the work of Mr Michael Kenyon, aka The Illinois Enema Bandit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon

Yeah, it’s not like the old days when Chevy Chase did an impression of Gerald Ford that left you wondering which was the real one. 

Weren’t you also involved in that whole Urban Cowboy thing? Still amazed that Tarantino was able to breathe life back into Travolta’s career after that. 

But they do have the advantage of letting me watch the drama years later when someone runs for office and their old columns written under the horribly misguided notion that they were the next Jonathan Swift get dredged up. “Congressional candidate recommended prohibiting abortion in Winter and Spring, but making it com…

Counterpoint: more Manny could mean less Joe. I’m on board for whatever needs to be done to make that happen. 

They play regularly (in a slightly different configuration (minus Jimmy Vivino, plus more horns)) around the LA area as ‘La Bamba and the Hubcaps’ and are worth checking out any chance you get.

The Aristocrats!

But why? Toto is having a late career resurgence, and they’ve got more experience writing the score to Dune than anyone else on the planet. 

I think it’s better to say that Rob Lowe did a duet with Eileen Bowman, who was in character as Snow White. It wasn’t the real Snow White, who is a total bitch and can’t really sing to save her life.

The AV Club

Not here. I would let Pamela Adlon frown and let me know how I’ve disappointed her any day of the week. Don’t kink-shame me. 

To be fair, there are very few pictures of *her* that don’t. 

• SPILLED BOILING HOT PEAS ON PENIS

When I was your age, we didn’t need such filthy language. 

“Every Which Way But Goose”

Yeah, they did that Africa song that the kids are all booty-shaking to.

I have replicated the results of this experiment. 

Don’t forget Robbie Rist.