...especially since the command-level officers all had elaborate self-destruct macros pre-programmed into the ship’s computer — “Computer, begin self-destruct sequence “Riker Alpha 7" in 30 minutes.”

My Steve-o-meter is busted, can I borrow yours?

As long as it’s mostly long languorous shots of ornithopters flapping gently over the sands of Arrakis, I’ll be okay with it.

You caught me. I’ll wait here for my transport to the gulag. Been nice knowing you guys. Was fun while it lasted. 

Seriously, we should be mandating tight controls and permits for people to even have thoughts and prayers so they’re not used accidentally or indiscriminately like this. Think, people, think!

....all in due time...

...and it seem to me that anyone who isn’t mentally preparing for another round of Gov. Palin and her 12-gauge retinue of day-drinkin’ Snowmobile pilots to take dumps all over the national stage is going to be in a world of pain when it happens. Keep the light enough to keep them back in the comfort of their Alaskan…

...and I sometimes watch the scenes with Morena Baccarin with the sound turned off.

“...was a complicated asshole” — I’d be completely okay if this was the total of my eulogy someday. 

I was totally on board for the first 5 words there.

Nope, Mr Show is an embarrassing gap in my knowledge that I blame my kids for. This is way better than the way that Tom Stedman told it to me back in 5th grade. Looks like I’m due for a binge. 

The joke I learned as a kid in farm country was that hole #2 was a milking machine and it doesn’t shut off until you hit a gallon. On the farm, that’s HILARIOUS.

#BASTA

I’m sorry, I don’t even own a television. I’m only here for the articles about George Jessel. Real celebrities. Clara Bow — the “It” girl!

I got a PWR BTTM alert for this?

Obviously, just for the pod racing.

Edith Prickley was my Viet Nam.

BOOM BOOM ACKA ACKA LACKA BOOM

Okay, I’ll buy that. It was a great moment, for sure.

Should someone explain why this was both funny and incredibly unlikely for the benefit of the young folk?