The Unbearable Lightness of Beans

CANCELED

Man, I LOVE that show.

I thought that Jim Morrison just changed his name to Leon Redbone.

"Stupidest lyric EVER" (W. Becker, quoting an NYC cab driver)

GOT A TRUNK FULLA AMPS MOTHERFUCKER, LIKE GLENN DANZIG

With Zombie Selma Diamond? I'M IN.

Sorry, not after what happened last time.

"Do you think we can book Lin-Manuel to actually play Hamilton here? You know…for sweeps?"

Yep, I considered coming back and updating that comment. They only lasted 4 episodes. Where do they go from there? FLYNN MuST STOP GEO WASHINGTON FROM CHOPPING DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE BECAUSE RITTENHOUSE…

Boy, let's hope so for everyone's sake.

The only thing that's been stopping me from opening my cricket ranch is that I haven't been able to find a tiny branding iron.

Yep, this was the best interview I've read on here in a long time. More inside baseball like this, AV Club!

"Cy Tolliver" is just an anagram for "Livery Clot"

Written by a young Conan O'Brien, unless I'm mistaken. That was the moment that Hanks joined Team Coco.

Don't you know?
Haven't you heard?

Like Mike Keneally's "Them Dolphins Sure Is Smart"

DON'T FORGET THE MUSTACHE

To be fair, watching last season of Scandal was a really good prep for this election season.

"I can't get it out of my head. A dream of seven years. Everyday I have this. And sometimes I wake up and I don't know where I am." — John Rambo (unknown - unknown)