True story: when I was born, my Dad bought me a slot car set and kept it for himself 'until I was old enough to treat it properly'. I'm still not old enough to touch it.

50, and to this day jealous of my friends' younger brothers because of that motorcycle.

They were regulars at the video store I worked at in the 80s in Miami. I'm sure I didn't do something fast enough or have a copy of Dirty Dancing on the shelf or something.

Now all you've done is make me sad about Dave Barry. Dave was nice to me when his first wife yelled at me. He was still funny then.

Exactly, especially if by 'down the toilet' you mean 'has become a successful and in-demand director of TV and documentaries'

Randy Quaid, Darrell Hammond, Norm MacDonald. If they're working their way through men from SNL, it's just a matter of time before we get to see Gilbert Gottfried donning the Colonel's goatee. So everyone, pray for the sweet sweet embrace of death before this happens.

And Sacco and Vanzetti with Rodgers and Hammerstein

In my youth, when I worked at a Radio Shack in the mall, many a day did I return from lunch break with stains on my shirt from the fluorescent orange cheddar goo from a Beef n Cheddar.

I predict a new version of the cover with the Shirley Temple doll wearing a sweater that says "WELCOME THE ROLLING STONES GOOD GUYS" photoshopped out.

Two peanuts were walking through the park.

Admittedly, I never saw any more of this show than what my DVR captured before episodes of Louie, but there certainly wasn't anything apparent in those snippets that gave me the slightest inkling that avoiding this show wasn't the exact right call. Let me guess, Billy Crystal did lots of mugging, right?

I don't think that I've seen you at any of the club meetings.

I don't understand why someone wouldn't sniff a marker before using it. It's obvious to me.

I expect that the "P" entry will be revised when the sequel to "Tyler Perry's Tippecanoe and Tyler" comes out.

Wizard of Oz, obviously.

Also, very nice placement of "Man, It's So Loud In Here"

Say whatever you want about Kanye, this piece made me think of Norm Crosby for the first time in a decade, so I'm off to youtube to soak in some Komedy Klassics.

…and yet no one has had the good sense to ever cast Bob Balaban and Ron Rifkin as brothers.

CHOPPER FOUR

NEW ZEALAND — WHY NOT?