A timed exclusive for DLC? You suck 505. At least the release will be well patched.

Why thank you!

This is fucking great

Now you’re making me want to drive 12 hours to Jerry’s in Bowie, MD to get a Crab Bomb

Maybe your advice about how terrible Amazon is would be taken more seriously if your pages weren’t covered with affiliate links to buy products from Amazon.

Literally the exact same here. Took one cause my husband asked me to, found out I was 0% Italian (my dad’s family is SUPER Italian) and matched with my real dad. Fake dad is super against me being gay and overall just really lame. New dad is tits. 

That’s the face of a man who’s returned his steak at least three times because it’s not cooked enough....

We’ve got your race traitors, your white supremacists, your classic (admitted) war criminals, your police-state approvers, we’ve got it all folks!

This is why I always buy a new printer when I run out of ink. It is so much cheaper

the not related “Uncle” that likes to think and talk about his daughter a little too much

Most republicans are exactly this right now. It isn’t about the country, or making things better for anyone in the long run, it’s about being angry that others are finally achieving some parity with them, and the mistaken belief that in order for them to succeed others (anyone not them) must fail, or be destroyed.…

And yet they don’t see the hilarity in them calling people snowflakes nonstop like it is the worst insult ever, when they throw tantrums over the way people are talking about them or to them.

Idiot republicans have unlimited gall calling anyone a “snowflake”. They are rude, selfish brats and should be put in a very long time out.

*whose

You can’t spell BIGLY WALL without AI

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Your entire comment is unnecessary.

Well, I’m gonna go there.

I had hoped Netflix would snag his run on MK, but alas... I fear Marvel Netflix is dead and that was always a bit of a silly hope anyhow.