holy crap! you just triggered a wonderful memory of my great-grandmother and now i must make this. we’d stay with her a lot and she’d make these all the time from scratch and they were amazing. thanks!

I keep a small travel mirror in my desk drawer. I call it my “boogie mirror” because I use it to check for hangers in the morning. Don’t want any bats in the cave...

I’m hoping for more Gravemind in Halo: Infinite 2: Infinitier.

The McDonald’s cheddar melt! Goddamn I loved that sandwich... and there’s been no other fast food item I’ve missed. I think about the cheddar melt every time that crappy McRib is brought back and think they chose the wrong sandwich to rotate in seasonally. 

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I got a new PC and realized I was having a major network speed problem. My 75/75 connection was reporting like 20/20 and I felt like I was using dial-up. I called my cable company and they brought some extender thing, but that didn’t work and they had no idea.

Every Marylander right now:

Wait... everything on the internet and Twitter is NOT true? How do we know this article is true? Am I true?

“WHHHAAAAA!!!! IF YOU WON’T LET ME DO IT, I’LL GO ASK DAD! I HATE YOU MOM!”
“WHHAAAAAA!!! IF YOU WON’T LET ME DO IT, I’LL JUST DO IT ANYWAY AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME! I HATE YOU, TOO DAD!!!”

yup.

He’s like Trump: he’s going to do what he wants and to hell with logic or anyone else.

Um... why did they render a naked Parker?

Oh! When I was a little kid, my mom would cool my soups down with ice... This could be the “adult way to cool your crappy canned soup you overmicrowaved”

She’s not a seasonal idiot — she’s making dumb statements on an alarming very regular basis. I think she’s trying to fill the void left by infowars.

I just want to know the secrets of those amazing eggs that they have at our local ramen places. I always get 2 extra because they’re my favorite.

How can threats like this be ignored by the ATF & FBI (or local law enforcement)? This is without a doubt terrorism and a threat to democracy. There should be arrests made immediately, no?

Is this like when they send all the pre-printed Super Bowl shirts to Uganda?

All or most of the 9/11 terrorists were of Saudi origin right?

This is the one game I’ve played to 100% achievements and then replayed many times on Xbox 360, then the PC, then Xbox One (remastered). Each time is amazing and never feels repetative to me. If anyone hasn’t played this game yet and have been thinking about it, just do it. 

I hope they make it so the lead is middle eastern and gay.