No Firefox one?

I was a big fan of Hangouts until the MMS got weird and wouldn’t consitently download the messages. I switched to Textra and haven’t looked back.... except for when people message me via google hangouts.

I used to have a crush on her so bad...

“looks like a light saver” —

I can only see him as the lovable and goofy Burt Chance.

I love the term “mating arena”. Can we get this made into a TV show?

Fuck you, Adam.

‘give in to your anger’....

The Twin Peaks movie “Fire Walk With Me”.

if you have a spare hard drive sitting around that you don’t want to throw away but don’t mind taking apart, they have some very powerful magnets inside. if you pull them apart, they make nice temporary magnatizers for screwdrivers and also work as good stud finders. i have one in my toolbox with a shoelace attached…

You should add to this the caveat that people with latex allergies probably *shouldn’t* eat banana peels

i was probably being a little sarcastic. i work about 20 miles away and my commute is between 30 and 45 minutes with light traffic. my wife’s commute is about 30 miles during rush hour and it takes her an hour at least each way.

How about a few shots of whiskey?

I think they should update the graphic to include average distance as well. Living in the Baltimore/DC metro area, I can tell you that a 35 minute commute in this area is probably a 1 mile drive. I would bet most people commute close to 45 minutes and travel about 15-30 miles one way.

i like this show a lot, but the one thing that runs through my head during EVERY episode is “he names his daughter after HER?”

“Nothing deters thieves more than a tiny bit of wax” my grandfather used to always say.

Try coding to the Halo 1 menu screen music:

I’ve found that any Sunny Day Real Estate album is great to play while working. Just enough rock to motivate and calm enough to relax.