that is my job every day!

lol.. those are awesome. not mine at all, but great! thanks

Two of my favorites were "make it blue" and "it must contain a plane and a shark".

Duck tape

as a designer i've noticed a fast swing in font styles over the last decade. one of the fonts that is quickly becoming the new "comic sans" is the "lobster" font (http://www.dafont.com/lobster.font) that everyone is using for everything everywhere (including the banner above) for the last 4 years.

they're set sizes in pixels so they will be the same layout across all browsers, platforms and resolutions.

but it is to prevent hair from going down the drain? If you don't use it, you don't have to clean it and get the same results for free

How does punk music sound on it? (*not blink182 or green day... real punk)

Maybe she just has a fat ass? No, wait... she DEFINITELY had a fat ass.

Problem-based: "You don't pull your weight with chores. I always have to do everything around the house!" Solution-based: "What do you think about a chore list so we can make sure we're both doing a fair share?"

There are no hipsters in the future; hence: no beards in Destiny.

it is just hypergooglioma

For about 20 some years now, I get this song in my head when showering at least twice a week.

Can we say for sure that dog assholes taste bad? Has there been research?

Well, I heard from a guy that knows the grip's cousin's sister-in law's manicurist and they indeed worked on the hand. Also, after destruction of the Death Star, the Stormtroopers were zombified and landed on Naboo creating a horde of zombies; similar to the Star Wars Galaxies Death Troopers (but since the expanded…

I loved the first 2 and was super excited about Origins. I pre-ordered it and took the day off to play it upon release. I spent 6 hours or so really enjoying the game and then had to shower and do regular stuff and turned off the console. After a couple of hours, I returned to have my game not load; which was one of…

You really shouldn't have to ask people to make for your food properly. What this says is that fast food companies will give you garbage unless you ask.

Rainmeter has a ton of themes created with built in apps. They have done all the hard work and you can turn on and off the stuff you don't use.

I'm surprised that there aren't 10,000 penises.