Guns for show. Knives for a pro.

You've explored every post-marriage dialogue option but not completed all the side-quests?
Also, you might be surprised at how surreal real life post-marriage dialogue options are. I'm mostly just mashing the A button and hoping she's not asking me to have any fucking children.

In all the days I intend to live I don't think I will ever be faced with a concept as bewildering as Joe Lo Truglio being in a Terrence Malick movie. Maybe Thomas Pynchon writing Jon Gries' biography.

Diminishing returns on that tone of comedy though. He needs fresh faces.

Meh. Bridesmaids part II: The Slimening.
More of the same from Feig. Getting tired of his very predicable tone.

Thank you for smoking may be the biggest trick the devil ever pulled. Monstrous piece of shit posturing as intelligent satire. Broad, generic, shiny poo.
EDIT: And before you ask… this IS the way I really feel about it.

It's no laser pointer, but it'll do.

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

Someone gave me a cassette of Depeche Mode's Violator when I was 12. At that point I was listening to Air Supply. By the time it got to Policy of Truth I couldn't move. Knew that I'd be comparing everything that I'd hear for the rest of my life against it.

'Sitting down to enjoy my holiday' when I sit down and my wife is expecting me to do something.

Monty you terrible cunt!

My blood hurts :(

I Want You (She's so Heavy)?

I Want You (She's so heavy) - strictly speak TWO opportunities to include arguably the greatest track of all time and you miss it.

Thought the same thing. Kindof an optimistic view of a shitty movie for the sake of the article's point.

The Hold Steady.

I always kinda hoped Challengers by The New Pornographers' is about a one night stand. Or at least a flirtation. Anyone?