Nonsense. The minivan driver can claim fear for his life after being reamed by a 4000 pound land missile moving at 60 mph. Should work in Texas.

For all the other flaws, I don't think we stand for that shit down here in Texas.

The advanced active sensors of the TacTom identified the pair of non-hostile pigeons on the roof at the last second and disabled the warhead to prevent civilian casualties. Had the pigeons been brandishing small arms or MANPADs it would have been a completely different story.

You were my inspiration.

Turbo-diesel? Yes

Are the 40 lashes administered after the electric chair? Cause that doesn't even sound too bad.

More reason to get a manual transmission. And a tinfoil hat.

There can be only one

My favorite is Chapman's use of the half shafts as control arms. Everything must have at least two jobs.

Now thats thinking with your noodle

Go big or go home

I took out the original iron Volvo inline 6 and put in a lighter aluminum LS1.

I love this car so much

What holes?

Billionaire 1 probably isn't really a billionaire.

*emails spreadsheet to boss, 5 min before deadline*

Watching the Spanish one versus the US and UK videos ... yeah... They ain't got nothing on that flank speed entry into the side wall of the Shithook. =D

Faked is an interesting choice of word, it's not like they put up an in-car lap of the ring time and it was fabricated. They're just beauty shots.

Don't care if Paul Cook is a Rep or Dem he gets a thumbs up for being a car/truck guy on this day!