Uh, there totally was an (un)official Jalop shirt more recently:

anyone who has been on Jalopnik has seen this!!

Yes.

Sorry, but no way LRP is prettier than RA. Spent plenty of time at both, and while LRP would be considered my home circuit, RA has it beat. After all, it is a testing ground for Briggs & Stratton, so the freaking grass is amazing, thick and lush.

I'm not quite certain how Mount Panorama has been left to me to mention. That track is amazing.

Ever been to Atherton? there's no room to do 60 there nevermind 130

Little Red Wagon.

I am going with "Thunderguts" Which I believe at one point was owned by Brian Johnson of AC/DC (same car they used in the top gear episode).

Hammerhead Eagle-i Thrust (aka Geoff)

Rusty Slammington

Cadzilla

Yah. Cool. But can it do this?

That car is built in Australia by an American company. Not European.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my glorious powerslides.

I will just leave this here

I guess that's just part of being a grumpy old man

Though you can find some cheap ones that are striped out. Corolla GTS's are not cheap unmolested.

$26k for this? I mean come on, you only get 26hp and a 3 speed. I bet it doesn't even have power windows or cruise, let alone heated seats and lane departure warning. Who would want to drive this stupid piece of junk when you could get a Mustang V6 for that price.