harrisonvoorhees
Harrison Voorhees
harrisonvoorhees

How can we talk about the color green, St. Patrick’s Day 4 leafs, and racing without an Alfa?!

Just eggs and a really weird crucifixion of an imported 4x4

Except when the valet has to drive the car on a public street to get to the parking lot, which I’ve had to do at a few locations.

As a former valet I can kind of agree with you. 15% of the people I worked with, I wouldn’t trust to park a bicycle. 5% I would trust to park a Bugatti if I had one. But I honestly only knew maybe one guy that would have taken a car for a joyride and he didn’t last very long.

Jeep releases all their concepts for the Easter Jeep Safari celebration on the same day. That day being today.

There are also entire communities dedicated to the theory that most of our world leaders are space lizards. The fact that there is a community of them doesn’t make them any less silly.

If you’re going to call another person dim, then at least spell check your sentences before publishing them. It detracts from your credibility significantly.

The next time you can’t take a joke on an internet forum, don’t waste your time trying to defeat the logic of something that by literal definition is a logical incompatibility.

Whether or not you are at fault, you’re going to need to provide insurance information in the event of an accident. If you’re going to be pedantic about a joke, then at least use your brain.

I think the fact that we have to resort to pretending to elect different trees instead of people is a sad sign of the state of our current political environment.

Who do you think is the most electable tree for the coming primary? Willow or Spruce? Redwood seems to be surging with the blue-collar class.

#twofeetbad

Keep the J10, sell everything else and buy a reliable daily with the cash. One nice truck and a boring-mobile will feel wonderful compared to the headache of 5 nightmares on wheels.

nah they’ll just say that 150 isn’t enough

It’s also a known fact that isn’t the only thing he’s ever donated to. If you think he hasn’t donated to republican candidates as well, then I don’t what to tell you.

Isn’t it scary how much better 5 jalops would be at robbing this gun store than this group of seemingly experienced hoodlums?

They didn’t even have to do that. Just chain the bottom of the door instead of the middle so the rear end of truck doesn’t lift up

I mean I’m fairly sure you’re exaggerating here, but The Revenant isn’t even close to the most boring film on the planet. There was a decent amount of action, a sprinkle of story, and plenty of dramatic cinematography.

Fair point