Damn, you really are drunk. ;)

Yes, let’s compare racing cars and the massive operations that support them to what that might have looked like 40 years ago. Because that will make a ton of sense. Come on man.

Yes.

Like a medic or something?

I think its like this except with fighter jet technicians actually checking stuff on the aircraft. But I don’t really know.

What did you think the guy in the passenger seat was for then? Just curious.

Too much internet for you today

Why does my species think other people want to look at their genitals? I don’t even want to look at my own genitals.

Hopefully when you grow up you’ll learn that bashing other people’s pride and joy won’t get you anywhere.

That sounds better to me.

Someone tell me something to make me not want one. That’s a handsome (albeit kind of boring) vehicle.

Allegedly

That’s the spirit!

Hellkitten*

This might be worse than any of Will.I.Am’s creations or the Youabian Puma.

Of course not but you’ll never know until you try the pants on.

I mean sure, but leg presses, squats, and deadlifts count right? I’m assuming here that you realize runners don’t just run. I’m just saying, until you try them on, you can’t be sure.

Not necessarily. As a distance runner, leg day is every day. Skinny jeans work just fine for me.

1. Every vehicle I posted looks very Mercedes...because they are.

I also can’t imagine why mercedes wants to make a work vehicle- that’s clearly not who they sell cars to.