Ahhh, Trademarker. The Comic Sans of the overly-masculine-pseudo-military design world. Michael Bay loves that damn typeface.

"Why is life not a Top Gear challenge?"

Good thing the passenger has the super-human strength necessary to hold down the mattress while the Lambo rolls down the street.

I can't live without being able to honk the horn on cue remotely. I'm an absent-minded person and tend to forget the big details, while zeroing on the small ones - one of the big ones is remembering where I parked. Having this on my key fob allows me to play a very specific type of Marco-Polo and find my car.

Oh.....oh I am in love with that V-16 emblem. Usually those 'logos' are crap, but that thing is gorgeous.

My uncle is a member of a Jeep club that goes off-roading. Every few months they get word of some protest by some local greenie group against the park they use. Always reported in the news, and the part that pisses me off the most is that this:

Wow, nice catch - the only thing that would make it more hilarious is if it was a 458

#cotdnominations

I think my lawnmower has more power under the hood.

Oh, I was at one of those community meetings, and it turns out that they're instituting a plug-in hybrid eco-car charging station program-thingy in the garage. It's actually pretty cool - a good portion of the spots in it will charge your plug-in while you work, free of charge. They're going to be built out of crushed…

I approve of this.

I’m getting some ice cream, I can tell you that right now.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE....sale. OH, THE BURNING! IT BURNS ME! EVACUATE ALL THE SCHOOLCHILDREN! AAAAAHHHHH-

Does this mean the Stig actually does know 2 correct facts about ducks?

Lancia Stratos.

Damn, beat me to it.

Yeah, sorry primalzer; pauljones has it - it was the Wagoneer. But, I'll give you that without the Cherokee we wouldn't have the midsize SUV response from Ford and Chevy.

I normally don't like to crap on artistic expression, but seriously. This is the ultimate in peacocking. They stroll slow-mo towards the car with a torch and circular saw...that neither of them use; even though it 'looks badass'. They then spend the remainder of the video driving like a 45 year old soccer mom in a…

It's practically the answer to every QOTD - the Geo Metro.

I lul'd