$1,084 a month?

It'd be fantastic, but finding a repair shop would be a bitch.

It seems everything Aprilla does is gorgeous.

I can't imagine why half of us are banned from Jezebel.

I get that you're trollin' for lulz, but you should be careful.

Friend of mine works in Hollywood and told her at a party, "You are everything every woman should be." She laughed and thanked him for the compliment; and he left her alone pretty quickly after that - don't want to seem toooo creepy.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

*golf clap*

Okay, silly question - but how do they get the audio on the tape when the camera is in inside the car? Is the cop mic'd separately for this, or do they use the audio coming in through the radio on his shoulder?

Yeah, can't think of anything better than that. I'm outta this article.

#cotdnominations

That was the worst limerick ever. Not even one reference to a penis

THAT'S IT. Like it was designed by committee - you're exactly right. I was trying to think of what bothered me about the track so much, and you nailed it. The most 'challenging' corner in it is the second to last and last as you turn onto the start finish, only because you have to brake without locking the right front…

That makes sense - they would need different equipment and technical skills, right?

Internet high-five for you

Exactly! The only real distinction should be that the creature had an intelligence at 1 or below.

I'd buy the DnD Ranger. Starting Dual wield and animal companion? Hells yeah!

Nope, DeLorean is done by Adam Savage. He's a huge science nerd and look at the grill - that looks like braces to me.

Near-Field would be great, except if the batteries die or the signal gets wonkey, you're done. I think just a simple cord attached to your right wrist that runs to the throttle is plenty. You'll probably never take that hand off of your bike, and the throttle kill switch is on that side anyway; so it's a simple wiring…