What's a magazine?

Dear Mr. John R.,

"Should the Gran Turismo fanbos fear the pumped-up Kanye West anthem? The tire-physics? The Kinect voice and head-tracking controls? Will 80 car manufacturers, Jeremy Clarkson's baritone explanations, or the return of car clubs send them running for cover?"

It's alright - I got a job and all. Can't be on this thing all the time, as much as I would.

This is what happens on spring break when sonny Unimog goes off to Fire Island to piss off daddy Unimog. So he gets a tattoo and a few piercings, all because he doesn't want to be constantly identified as a 'trust fun Unimog'. He drops a few hits of E and maybe does a little acid; you know, because all the other SUVs…

I miss Chappelle's Show.

Paul Mooney judges Micheal Mooney to be a dumbass for doing this stunt. And also for being white.

#cotd

The instant a CEO of a company - any company - says anything less than, "we're going to knock you guys on your asses with how awesome we can be" he/she should be fired. Immediately.

"Enter the mind of Spiegel, won't you?"

I never thought I'd think the Bangle Butt wasn't the worst thing to happen to a car, but god damn if you didn't prove me wrong, Jalopnik.

235 hp through the front tires? You won't be steering it so much as asking it politely if you can make a turn.

But apparently you can steal a car ad.

I'd like to see Ms. Minogue posing next to this car. But, in front, because if she was behind it, we wouldn't be able to see her over the car.

Just going to leave this here.

Aw hell that made me laugh like a maniac.

I disagree, I think TR would be using only his angry stare to bring down Bigfoot.

#COTD Nom-nom-nom-nom

Like there was any real doubt.