So, in addition to spamming my Facebook status with links to Jalopnik articles, I can further alienate and piss off my friends by collecting Pokecars during the day?

Once it gets washed through a committee, you know it's going to end up using this as inspiration.

You can almost hear this guy patting her on the head.

Do they come with a few boxes of Just for Men?

@Attilla the Hoon: *respectable golf clap*

2005 Ford Mustang

Oh, metaphorical blowjob...

I can't wait to see Ray LaHood's new set of tap dancing shoes when he's asked about this.

@Xander Crews: Those brats they cooked could use some mustang.

"Turducken is three delicious birds all rolled into one, but it's a little freaky once you think about what it must take to get the turkey to swallow the duck after watching what the duck has done to the chicken."

@Quattro-luvr: I know, it makes me cry that this guy said that, and that someone brought it up.

"This is not how you want to dispose of the ultimate driving machine."

@vaportrail: Oh, hunh; didn't think about it that way.

@armyofchuckness: I was going to make a comment about how that interior speaks to me in a very carnal way, and you nailed why.

Okay, here's a question for you amateur automotive engineers:

@Half the wheels, twice the fun: Oh, and thank you for Hyundai Assurance - it'd be great if more manufacturers took that lead.

Do you seen any chance that Hyundai would enter into something similar to ALMS or a manufacturer racing circuit in the near future?

@mkbruin: That spare tire attachment where the tailgate normally sits is impossibly badass.

@onlysix: *applause*

Why do I get the feeling the dirt was sprayed on by an intern?