it me, myself, The Rock, and I

Oh, she switched the envelopes for real.

I love the woman right behind Mel Gibson - you can see the dawning shock and confusion on everyone else, but she’s back there literally checking her nails.

I don’t know who’s checking her cuticles in the second picture but she’s cracking me up. Salty af.

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

For all the times I like Jezebel, it’s things like this that are driving me away. A lot of the staff write callous and snarky things for no reason. It’s just mean for the sake of mean a lot of the time.

I can’t fault them for being in shock in the moment. That was an emotional whirlwind.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Or he could just compete against the boys, where he wouldn’t have any advantage.

I guess because in reality he has every right to compete?

Because he wanted to wrestle. He wants to compete. He would much, much, rather compete against boys, but if he’s told it’s either wrestle against girls or don’t wrestle, I don’t think it’s a crazy choice.

That’s the point, he doesn’t want to wrestle girls, girls don’t want to wrestle him, and the UIL is saying that the situation created by their rules that require him to wrestle as a girl and upsets everyone except the UIL isn’t their problem.

Yeah, he should be wrestling with the guys. Like he wants to.

Let me get a move on creating a line of “Sorry I Had An Abortion So I Can’t Come.” rsvp cards.

So, by that logic, those of us who’ve been through a divorce don’t ever have to go to another bridal shower again. Thanks be!

There’s a “Women’s Care Center” next to an abortion-providing women’s health clinic in my town. They’re basically just like these vans, though they’re less direct in their public messaging and it seems like they try to trick pregnant women into coming in to “talk about all their options” so they can convince them…

I am a clinic escort volunteer coordinator at my local indie abortion clinic. Our local CPCs raised 325k to buy one of these stork buses. Every day that we are open, they park in the empty lot across the street (that they lease and have forbidden us from stepping foot on). The regular antis that troll our sidewalks…

Because they aren’t pro-life, they’re anti-woman. They talk about all the risks of abortion but not one word about the risks of carrying a pregnancy to term nor of childbirth. And if a study showed how women who gave up their kid for adoption became despondent on their kid’s birthday, you think they would mention…

clue: they are not ACTUALLY pro-life, just anti- sex. they should just lean into it.