I wasn’t going to go to the march, but then I realized that the more people went, the more upset Trumpie would get. I marched out of sheer pettiness, knowing that this is truly our greatest weapon against the Mighty Cheeto.

Real question: what happened to Katrina Pierson? was KellyAnne all “it’s either her or me, there can only be one?” Katrina is the queen of alternative facts!

All the stars for you.

And they call us ‘Special Snowflakes’. Geez-o-Pete

But harassing the FUCK out of Barak Obama for his fucking birth certificate wasn’t demoralizing???

It’s not about one tweet, it’s not about one picture, it’s about a constant theme. It’s about sitting here every time, and being told, “No. Well we don’t think he can do that, he’ll never accomplish that, he can’t win that, it won’t be the biggest, it’s not gonna be that good, the crowds aren’t that big, he’s not…

Two things:
“I think it’s important to understand that whether it’s the president himself, the vice president, the senior team, the volunteers, or the people who are out there just in america that voted for him that walked the streets or put up a sign, that to constantly be told no no no and to watch him go yes yes yes…

4. 2 men, 2 women. Then he’ll start holding the press conferences himself.

How many press secretaries do you think he’s going to run through in the first year?

People mocked W. when he stated in 2004 that he had been given a “mandate” after narrowly defeating John Kerry. But W. actually DID beat Kerry in the popular vote (not by very much, but he did). Trump couldn’t even do that. He’s always going to be under that cloud, but he can’t accept that.

Is he saying that all this could have been avoided with a participation trophy, a round of applause and a complimentary pussy-grab back in September 2015? Because that’s kinda what I’m hearing.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Spicer just made Trump look sad and pathetic, he is going to get canned soon enough.

it’s a little demoralizing to turn on the tv day after day and hear...

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

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