I keep telling everybody her name is actually Swamp Barbie.

That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.

I will literally mail that reporter a check for $10.

Correct. It’s not like we cared how many people showed up at Dubya’s inauguration compared to Clinton’s. For all their flaws, they were men that were about issues (in Dubya’s case, mostly the wrong issues, but still). Trump is about image.

Can we just call it what it is? Propaganda. Aimed at deluding or frustrating an already divided public.

How nice would it have been to have woken up today with an alternative President instead?

Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway is busy calling Spicer’s press conference lies “alternative facts”.

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

Saw this on Instagram:

Just chiming in with my support. I wasn’t able to march myself but I am so so proud of the solidarity women showed today, all over the world.

Yay! I have been waiting for this. I went to the women’s march in Charleston, WV, today. Best case scenario, they expected 1000 people. 2800 showed up.

I’m hearing from my city people that there was not a single arrest in Philly. Suck it trump!

NYC REPRESENT! THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE! The march came in waves, the first wave was 200,000 people. It was awesome - corteous people, pacific protesting, creative signs. Some pics:

I’m so proud of everyone who went to the Marches! It was a great example of grassroots organizing. I know there were some rough spots in the planning, but I love how everyone worked through them and put in a lot of effort to make sure they were inter-sectional, inclusive events.

Guys, I’m so proud of everyone who marched today. Please share any thoughts, photos, or experiences so I can fully express my gratitude.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

I was literally yelling at my TV.