Men have a weird way of twisting “feminism” to suit their boners.

It pretty nearly always means: you are not acting like the person I need you to be.

Trump.

told her “she was not acting like herself,”

Mother and baby, together forever:

Well that escalated quickly.

Herb. Three weeks old.

They just want to be as comfy like us during the cold weather.

Appreciate the fury bastards while you ca. We just said goodbye to Mr Fred here. A cat so mellow he slept through a 3 year old put a bonnet on him.

Internet mention of a cat requires me to post a pictute of one of mine. Samwise loves me and I love him more than most people.

My cats have been chatting with each other a lot today. One makes a noise and the other jumps off my lap and runs over to them and then they make noises back and forth. I am pretty sure I’ll be dead by nightfall.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

No. It’s going to be a mess of the highest order. She’s in love with love and while he thinks he wants a woman who is his better or equal, what he really wants are strippers and Instagram girls to tell hims he’s pretty and smart 24/7. We’re going to have to endure emo drake songs about jlo in 2017

It is frightening how much the Republicans want to end the transparency of the democratic process.

*smears lamb’s blood on doorways*

I’m now a mess of snot and tears:

I’m not crying!

And she died drowned in moonlight...strangled by her own bra.