Agreed.

The answer is definitely “death.”

I am worried that if David has buns of steel, eventually they will rust.

They would likely reinstate the death penalty for that one.

He probably keeps a jar of Pure Michigan rust flakes in the cup holder, just to make himself feel at home.

David, please ask a local Polizei/highway patrol what the penalty would’ve been for taking your postal Jeep out on the highway in Deutschland.

dang David starting to look SWOLE! I guess he’s comin’ out of Covid a hunk instead of a chunk

Then.... don’t click the story.

And yet you did come here, read this, and take the time to comment.  Shouldn’t you be out working on your own POS?

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.

Normally I’m worried that you’re going to fall through the floor pans of whatever heap you’re tooling around town in. At least in this thing we have actual mechanical things to worry about. Have you applied any rust from home, yet, for that feeling of security?

It was the age of removing lead from gas, adding a ton of emissions regulations that nobody except Honda could figure out, and adding gas guzzler taxes. The perfect storm for the 100hp V8.

Which one?

The neighbors think it’s an Aston Martin.

I blame our LACK of Disco and cocaine for the mess we’re in today.

It’s more like “I don’t trust my wife with my Mercedes” 

Sounds right. Landlord friends do just that. Cheap beater for property maintenance, and nicer cars for commuters.

“I drive one when I go to the country club, and one when I go check on my rental properties.’

Plaid bell-bottoms? How uncouth. A plaid jacket on the other hand:

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