Easily a debaged AMG C-, E-, or S-Class from the 2000-2009 era. People mentioned the Chevy SS but that body is unique and will stand out to car nerds. A debaged S55 AMG gives you 497hp/516trq stock from the supercharged V8 and looks like an S500 of that era aka “another silver/white/black sedan in the sea of…

LOOK AT THAT DASH. This car desperately needs an engine swap but wow.

$900? Surely it would be easier to sell off individual parts and scrap what’s left...? Who is this marketed towards? It’s not even rusty enough for David.

Welcome to the David Tracy Experience. Do mind the tetanus.

I feel like they called the cops first, then recorded this second. I wouldn’t go out and confront them if they’re this stupid/drunk/on drugs.

Volvo: “This could happen in the absolute worst case, it hasn’t yet, but it could.”

Seriously. If I’m wasting that much gas I at least want some sick fire shooting out of the pipe.

if you drive them very carefully

You know how when you buy a new car you put some money down and then pay every month after? It’s that, but instead of car payments it’s maintenance costs.

That doesn’t include the ten grand in gasoline over those three years.

217 horsepower V8

That ain’t dark red.

$2600??? That’s like 5.2 Jeeps worth!

Russians evading sanctions? Shocking!

This is nice but it also looks even more like a BMW...

Anyone taking bets on how long it takes for the first one to be wrapped around a tree? I’m guessing early afternoon of release day.

I look forward to 2029 when the entire front and hood surface is just one giant grille.

$500

1/N: The current gen Corolla wagon as a hybrid with 50+ MPG would sell more than whatever random boxblob they’re making us instead. Change my mind.

Narrator: “It was the latter.”