Where can I get a Honda Corolla? Craigslist?

I look forward to reading your escapades repairing this thing next year.

To be fair, any energy drink DOES fit with the dental failures theme.

>never driven hard

If you go, get the VIN. There’s no way this is legal unless it’s a modified US car.

Dang it, someone let David steal Jason’s slot again.

Gambling in RDR got a pass because the real money currency (gold bars) is separate from the in-game currency. If they add gambling to GTA it’s going to need a separate currency as well, possibly from it’s own missions like the Arena War points were.

His legacy as an all-time great is in the baaaag.

...you have my attention in 2030.

Actually compete or try to compete? The latter has a few choices but I don’t really consider them serious contenders.

You have my attention.

I seriously don’t understand the people that drive around sweating to shave off a millisecond. I bought a project Corvette that had it removed and you better believe the first reasonably priced AC unit I find is going right back on it.

You know what costs more than maintenance on your Explorer? Buying a new car. Good on you.

A performance car. Is too intimidating.

Which is worse: the utter futility of this sentient existence... or the DMV?

“We’ve got both kinds of cars! Crossover AND suv!”

Damn Detroit, you scary. - Somalia

$5500 for a Jaaaag. NP.

We heard you out in 2016. Thank you for your input, it will be circular filed appropriately.

Lexus should steal any grille. Literally any other grille.