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Harold Cooplowski (03 S55 AMG/78 Corvette L82)
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It’s the new muscle car bubble. I can’t wait until 2040 when Bring a Trailer is selling a low mileage 2018 Toyota 86 for $80,000 at least once a week.

You can see the precise moment the vtec kicked in

Does it really feel that different than whatever BMW it shares the engine with? Does it feel like a Toyota or a BMW?

And since my two brothers were scheduled to fly back home (one to Kansas City, and the other to Hong Kong) the following morning, they weren’t going to get to enjoy the trails.

Lord, trigger warning on that poor dead S-Class. :(

There’s letting people enjoy things and then there’s saving them from Stockholm Syndrome. This is the latter.

God, that’s the best argument for having an HOA I’ve ever seen.

Anyone who would approach 35mph in one of these already has a head injury.

Is this a worthy wrenching journey successor to Project POStal? Tune in next week tomorrow to find out!

Man, David’s gonna want that jeep in about twenty more years.

Those back doors though, good lord. Why even bother?

Black cars come from an alternate reality where pollen doesn’t exist, apparently.

It’s hard to find a good photo of the subtle blueish silver I had on my 2007 ML350, it tends to just look silver in bright sunlight. I loved that color so much. The subtle green of the mint really reminded me of it.

Please god. I’m so tired of Bright Ass Red, Bright Ass Blue, and twenty seven greyscale silvers being the only options.

If you’re gonna add thirteen grand on to your new F150 just buy a Raptor

God those rims are atrocious. Diet Land Rover lookin’ hard CP.

So we can replace defibrillators with potholes? This will save thousands!

It’s strange that they displayed it on those rock-looking things when the clearance is not only low but highlighted by them.

Karma GT. The sensors are actually enabled! Probably.

Plot twist: Elon was the short seller all along.