I went to the Sundance Film Festival for work in 2000 or 2001 and saw/met a lot of famous people and all were very nice and gracious except one. My friends and I were waiting to get a table at a small dinner for breakfast and there were quite a few others waiting but you expect it to be busy. A group of people walked…

Look him up, he is utter garbage. 

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

At least he’s wearing some, and not traumatizing his kids further.

Yeah, if you’d told me that I’d find lifelong happiness with someone who doesn’t eat vegetable (but who is yelling from the next room about “the noble root crops!” — carrots and potatoes). My dude is not an adventurous eater, which makes me crazy when we go to a city and he doesn’t want to find dim sum — but I just…

What a drag it is getting old
“Gals are different today, “
I hear old white assholes say
Rudy needs some trim tonite to prove he can
Though his dick is limp and ill
There’s a little yellow pill
He goes running for the shelter of a GOPer’s little helper
And it brings his schlong alive, helps him cheat on all his wives.

To paraphrase Zapf Brannigan: “The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak—and spongy. If I couldn’t lift the dick, you must acquit!”

Right? My husband went to an allergy specialist who referred him to Mercola’s site. I was like “Yeeeah, we should maybe get you a second opinion from someone who doesn’t think root canals cause cancer.”

Oh FUCK Dr. Mercola. That’s shorthand for “I no longer have to listen to anything you say” territory.

If they didn’t want us to be part of their country, they should have picked their own fucking cotton.

I heard they just fixed up a certain sink hole. The timing is highly suspicious. :P

What I find interesting is that this is the only area where he seems to prioritize “collective good” over “individual freedom”. In every other context, he says that if you need something (healthcare, a job, etc.) it’s on you to get it and it’s not society’s responsibility to guarantee that you have it. But when it…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Trump: And then I said fuck immigrants, repeal DACA!

I believe the correct term is “mutual masturbation”.

I graduated in ‘79, too. I agree about the hair cut.

Well, the Obama Administration hated Ebola, so it only makes sense that under Trump we are its ally.

An actual picture of her just a week ago. I bet you feel pretty silly now, huh?

That was my biggest pause, too lol! ‘My appendage’...who says that?? Weirdo.

My thought exactly.