I predict an all natural, organic anus sunblock, with a light lemon and chamomile scent. Don’t steal my idea Gywneth.

I’m advocating against it. This world is fucked up and I don’t see good things going forward. I know the level of anxiety I have for them, and I don’t want them to have the same for their kids.

I met him once. I don’t know about his dong, but he has huge calves.

It’s ok, Duritz shaved his off.

My parents were having their first Thanksgiving alone, as we were all in college and not coming home that year. They had my grandmother who was a little old Italian lady who did not speak English, and my father decided to invite his friend Ed, who was also alone. Now Ed was a pretty bad alcoholic, so my father laid…

Those lips. Yikes.

Pete Davidson is the Adam Duritz of the decade.  Mentally ill, physically unattractive but gets all the hot chicks and no one can figure out why.

#NotAllOlderWomen.

The worst is the neighbors who invite you to the sex toy party. I felt like I was the only one who didn’t own the 12 inch glow in the dark vibrator that plays Barry White when you climax. (I also didn’t know that anal beads are dishwasher safe!) When my demure, devout-Catholic-attends-mass-every-day-thinks-Vatican…

That sounds like something Trump would say. And then he would use as an example of how he doesn’t see color, so he can’t be a racist!

My husband uses our older car after he plays sports. The smell of sweat makes me gag. His sweat even burned a hole through the driver’s seat upholstery. What can I do to make the car smell better?

Alas, I am always the person in the window seat, wondering why you won’t let me out.

My husband’s first birthday present to me when we were dating were Doc Martens. He also bought a tiny baby pair of purple ones for our daughter.

Who wants to bet DonJr has called her Melania in bed?

I don’t understand this whole calling each other elitist bullshit. The Republicans have this down to a science-all they have to do is imply someone is an elitist and they have their base fired up and ready to kill. And yet, they don’t perceive people like Trump as an elitist-a man who shits on a golden toilet is an…

My favorite is Leonard Fournette. It brings to mind a dapper gentleman with a pocket watch and a bowler hat, who gallantly drops his coat into a puddle so that I may pass with skirts unsullied.

I work for a state university. We haven’t gotten raises in years-last year the university actually took money from some fund to at least give us something. This year we got lucky-1% across the board, then a merit increase which was completely dependent on your evaluation scores. Same as you, three criteria-if you got…

Forty not FOURTY. Company Inc. needs to use a payroll program that can spell.

I am doubtful that anyone who can fit in those pants has a full set of internal organs.

She doesn’t believe E Jean Carroll. She doesn’t believe any of the women who have credibly accused Trump of sexual assault. She doesn’t believe Christine Blasey Ford. She claims her ESP allows her to tell if a woman has been sexually assaulted. Apparently she believes women always lie about Republicans but are always…