I bet they engage in a lot of role play- Stephen Miller as rabbi, Katie as bas mitzvah girl; Stephen as ICE agent, Katie as border crosser; Stephen as camp guard, Katie as Jewish teenager; Stephen as Trump, Katie as Ivanka....

Yeah I get that. I thought it was the real thing too, and got sent home a few days before my delivery from hell. But..regular contractions 5 minutes apart for more than an hour, 80% effacement and and cervical dilation-even if its less than ten centimeters marks the end of early stage labor and begins the start of…

But...the fact that she was having regular contractions, effaced and not dilating can also signal a problem that might have lead to an emergency c-section. If her water broke, that is basically a conduit for bacteria to travel straight into the uterus, and without the protection of the amniotic sac, straight into the…

That happened to my sister in law. Phoned the doctor when her contractions got close; was told to wait it out because she was nowhere near to delivering. They decided to go to the hospital anyway and she delivered within minutes-the nurse ended up delivering the baby because the doctor who was on call hadn’t made it…

I grew up in NJ so there are a couple of things I really really miss and you just cannot get anywhere else. One is a good hard roll. A good hard roll should have a crispy cracker thin crust with a light interior. Also I miss real Italian bread-the kind with the hard crust and slightly burned flavor. Same with pizza.…

Tomatoes, garlic, olive oil and oregano or basil. Finish with a pat of butter for mouth feel. Boom, you’re done.

A couple of weeks agoin my town, a speeding car came around a curve, hit and killed two bicyclists. He hit them with such force that one woman’s leg was amputated. He then took off, and eventually turned himself in a week later. While I applaud the woman’s efforts, the only real way to get speeders to slow down is for…

Rush Limbaugh, the man who was caught with a bottle of (unprescribed for him) viagra returning from allegedly sampling the child sex trade in the Dominican Republic; the man with four marriages, with multiple affairs, the opioid addict...Rush Limbaugh is not the moral arbiter he plays on the radio.

Not that it makes a difference, but she lives in a different dorm.

He’s been banned from the county, not just the school.

Off topic, but how does one, ahem..attend to personal business with those nails? Perhaps Kylie has a tampon inserter on staff?

My daughter developed a bit earlier than her teammates. Those competitive suits have absolutely no lining. Try jumping out of a pool into cooler air and realizing the whole place can clearly see your nipples.  It’s humiliating for a 10 year old and part of the reason she quit swimming.

Former swim mom here. Have you seen what high school boys wear? The speedos are so skimpy you can tell who is circumsized and who is not. 

That was the whole point of the choice of Palin to be VP. Clinton was enjoying a lot of support from women as she ran for the nomination and the GOP figured they wanted some of that. That is the only reason a woman was chosen to be McCain’s running mate-they figured women will automatically provide the vagina…

Oh you know Stephen Miller spent all weekend masturbating over the thought of these devastated people thinking they would be safe now, and then being ordered off the ship. 

To be fair, most of us are multiple ethnicities, races and religions so we should just check all the boxes. I say that as a proud Italian Spanish Polish Russian Jewish Catholic Atheist.  

How can one find motherhood bewildering when one is rich enough to hire people to do motherhood for you?

Late 80s.  I was also made to change groups. It was humiliating.  But last time I looked him up he had been accused of domestic violence, his wife divorced him, and he was a used car salesman. So karma, and all that.

I have a story with a twist. I worked for a couple of years in a bank. I routinely would hear things like, “That bitch over at XXX bank won’t release our funds-we should send one of you guys over there to fuck her so she’ll release our funds.” I had coworker A call me and conference in coworker B so he could tell me…

I was born overseas in a US military hospital in Italy. My mother was a civilian employee of the State Department. I don’t think she would have met the residency requirement as she lived in Italy from 1950-1962, and only had addresses in Italy-and no address in the States, other than her mother’s house. Obviously the…