If Batman goes to Metropolis does that mean he's putting Gotham in his reah view?

Hey kids, whenever anyone says "construct," scream real loud! Huh-HA!

Even in a tie fighter, troopers can't hit sh*t.

In all fairness, that reduction in suicide risk may be less about coffee's benefits, and more about people not wanting to kill themselves anymore after finally having that first cup in the morning. They only wanted to kill themselves before because there was no damn coffee in the house. I speak from experience.

Game of Bros

"YOU WANT SOME MORE?"

Hey, R'Iyeh is a private residence, man.

Was expecting the word "Florida" in the first para. Disapointed.

Yipes, bad day at Blue Man Group.

Now they're just some vessels that I used to know.

One of the end shots of "Wall-E" is pulling away from the area to reveal a thriving area of plantlife. We also get the hieroglyphic end titiles showing humanity's progress and rebuilding on the planet. So everything kind of works out.

And she has a rope...

Totes ready for Helm's Deep, bro.

Harrison Ford...reading his lines.

Eating, pooping, breathing tubes... this is a good time to work on the "Aquatic Human Centipede" script.

The motorcycle turned into a helicopter, this article is invalid.

Hurley & Vincent. Looking good.

You should have Agafia Lykov on this list. Little different, she was born out there, but still interesting. http://www.vice.com/far-out/agafia…

A ghost of her mother needs to come back to kvetch.

I'd love to see an Upstairs/Downstairs or Downton Abbey approach to Batman. A young Dick Grayson shows up to work in the kitchen at Wayne Manor sets off the show, and the focus is on the relationships and things happening in Gotham. The eccentric Wayne is really in the background of it all. First glimpse at the Batman…