...the camera cuts to Fox & Friends’ live studio audience, which seems to be composed entirely of 50-year-old-plus white people, nodding and smiling along with her, just eating all this shit up.

Avenatti also allegedly took another client’s $2.75 million settlement toward a purchase of a private jet for a company he “effectively” owned. Prosecutors say Avenatti failed to file personal income tax returns from 2014 to 2017, and failed to file tax returns for both him law firms from 2015 to 2017. The grand jury…

1. My dog.

My advice is wise...

Cynicism is for losers, and so is snark.

Really? That’s heroic, compared to goatse’ing yourself?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shut down some of her loudest ideological opponentsin the Democratic Party earlier this week with a sharp performance during the Michael Cohen hearing

The bedrock social safety net program in this country is SSI. SSI funding stream is extremely regressive, offset for some only by earned income credits. If we get single payer health insurance by funding it on the backs of those making 150k or less... I’ll stick with the system we have.

What’s in it for her? She’s been in the House for a while now, it’s unlikely she’s going to be President so Speaker is as high as she’s going to get, she’s not getting any younger, and I’m sure Partnership for America’s Health Care Future has a very lucrative no-show job with her name on it waiting.

Nancy Pelosi must go.

Not that it’s any surprise that an electric car is heavy, but damn. The Tesla’s a porker! It weighs more than most F-150s! Probably shouldn’t park too close to anybody on the ice with that rolling drop-shot.

But with the Tesla, there is no fuel to leak down and there is a couple inches of air between the flames and the car. It doesn’t take a lot of air to act as a good insulator and keep the heat of the fire from the ice.

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I cannot say forcefully enough how fucking amazing this woman is.

I just......I really can’t care about these stories. I’m sorry.

Kamala Harris, who for years served as the state attorney general, and whom he said had previously “showed no interest in the case.”

I’m a Canadian dude. Mark Steyn doesn’t sound like a Canadian dude to me. Hoser or poser?

“me, writing this lede: someone’s gonna take this obvious joke at face value and get salty, but i’m going to publish it anyway”

Imagine two people get in debilitating accidents, and each is 40 years old with a work-life expectancy of another 25 years. One makes $30K per year, the other $300K. Roughly speaking, in terms of damages the former will only be able to credibly seek $750,000 for lost wages, while the latter, presumably already better…

come on.