I just......I really can’t care about these stories. I’m sorry.

Kamala Harris, who for years served as the state attorney general, and whom he said had previously “showed no interest in the case.”

I’m a Canadian dude. Mark Steyn doesn’t sound like a Canadian dude to me. Hoser or poser?

“me, writing this lede: someone’s gonna take this obvious joke at face value and get salty, but i’m going to publish it anyway”

Imagine two people get in debilitating accidents, and each is 40 years old with a work-life expectancy of another 25 years. One makes $30K per year, the other $300K. Roughly speaking, in terms of damages the former will only be able to credibly seek $750,000 for lost wages, while the latter, presumably already better…

come on.

Playing “catch-up” with other countries is not enough: we are capable of, and should, provide a higher standard of care than any currently-existing single-payer program on the globe.

...he choked the lion to death while defending himself.

FIFY.

Because they are reporting news you don’t want to trouble your beautiful mind with?

It’s a leftist site pushing left politics. The View is on if it’s too much for your bitch ass

I have a slogan for you Americans:

But they’re not mid-level writers working on an account for me. They’re leading the country. And I can’t fire them, because tens of millions of people in this country are so proudly stupid that they support this bullshit.

• Obama: N/A

...allowing Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to donkey punch him in the face...

why don’t they just kick me in the nuts over and over and over

I don’t want to live in a world where Canada is (politely) dunking on us.

I think it’s more like the your neighbour hearing your father is getting fucked by his Russian lover and offering to buy you a pizza until your mother kicks him out of the house forever.

...it’s depressing that it has come to this. America is now the kid who forgot their lunch money at home, reliant on the kindness of others for our basic needs, all thanks to a delusional quest for a border wall that won’t even work.

Goddammit why is your comment still in the grays??? It’s a pretty fucking solid comment.