Just don't say you'd rather not bake someone a cake.

You mean he's got some left after pouring it on his phone and acting like it's cool?

That's one more letter than the family of the girl killed by a repeat offender illegal got. Priorities!

So nice of President "bitter clingers" telling us that criticizing a religious group is just not done in the USA.

I haven’t raced in Mexico since the 70s but the memories of the crazy spectators are still vivid. At least they finally stopped running school buses on race days. Buses and trucks could really surprise you on blind corners.

His biggest crimes appear to be NOT being married to Hillary Clinton or being a celebrated film director, in which case liberal media would have already issued a pass. Kid's a criminal sexual predator but so are two high profile a-holes who are laughing at the irony.

As a rider since the 60s, this (along with the Dakar race) is the ultimate experience. I no longer ride on the roads though, dirt only. It's not the road or the speed that will usually get you, it's the cars.

Buy him a gold-plated pea.

If one of the groups that commits most of the crimes. 1) Blame racism 2) Blame poverty.

Is there a more telling snowflake term than “libertarian scum”?

Anyone who thinks Ali would have been sent into combat is high. Plus you never hear about his saying the taxes on his earnings killed more viet cong than a hundred soldiers (by buying bombers etc. What a guy!

Or training in a jet that was more dangerous than many others in combat. Or he could have gone the Larry David route and become a colonel's flunky responsible for securing beer.

I worked my way through college and had to secure three loans to buy my first house. Both of these facts made my lifestyle much different than most of my friends but never did it stop me from “hanging out” with them when I was able.

How many minutes did Bill Clinton spend raping women and when will Jezebel get as mad about that?

Hard to believe this is middle America and not the Obama inauguration. Clean up after yourselves folks!

Let us know when you discover that 98% of every portrayal of a conservative in Hollywood films is a complete fantasy/projection of bias.

"The Boston Celtics lost to the Atlanta Hawks 104-92 last night, knocking them out of the first round of the playoffs." LOL this sentence made my day.

Jack Buck calling Gibby's homer five times better than Vin.

Can’t wait to see someone compare Stephen A Smith to a chocolate ice cream cone having sex with a pumpernickel.

"I'm getting death threats" seems to be the default response for anyone who does something stupid. Giving voice to the small number of cretins who mention death or violence is doing exactly what they wish.