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,This is only the most obvious flop on earth until the next one, which could come tomorrow.

So some people still think Shepard was killed for being gay? Talk about living in the past.

Gawker Media carrying water for Chairman Zero? I'm shocked!

Exactly, govt. should be run as a debt-producing, inefficient, civil-rights-crushing monstrosity.

Looks like soda coming out of a straw. It also looks like cup had a cap, which would explain the straw.

In St Louis, the Bradford Burger was a flop - customers just stared at the menu, shook their heads and seemed overwhelmed.

Deadspin made this Pittsburgh jump sound like something extraordinary. Sterling showed us something extraordinary - Sterling 1, Haters -1,000

They've been going down the tubes for a long time but their transition into the LaBron Channel and the availability of competing networks has me now only turning to them for live events (and I don't mean the HR Derby).

The only thing missing was an Englishman phoning them and asking about their strategic reserve.

They've been going down the tubes for a long time but their transition into the LaBron Channel and the availability of competing networks has me now only turning to them for live events (and I don't mean the HR Derby).

A network that showcases Rick Reilly and Keith Olbermann wants to know why they're losing viewers?

No Brew 102?

Page was the idiot who missed the great Nigel Mansell outside double pass at Indy - no thanks

Lane did after every road game. I think however saying he needed to find a ride is ridiculous, USC surely provided a car and driver to take him home.

Boy have you got the wrong guy.

Al Davis also said Lane was wrong and Jamarcus Russell would lead them to the promised land.

Mike Garrett hired Kiffin

Would it have made a difference if he had shot it in the heart? Where was Deadspin when Vanity Fair was praising a hotel concierge in Paris willing to satisfy his ultra-rich clients by serving elephant meat?

You bring a knife? I bring a chair - d'oh!