I want a biopic starring Parker Posey.

“I don’t know what you’re referring to with that” lmao I cannot stand this bish but I 100% respect her commitment

I feel like taking a shower. Between this and Erin Andrews, I’m going to be worried taking my trip to Florida in June. I'll be looking for cameras in my hotel room.

Us Team Brontes like to go around and do crazy things like pee on lawns because we’re tired of being 2nd fiddle to Austen.

I hate that pseudo profound shit, The Weeknd. Only 15 year olds and 40 year old white teachers buy into that shit

Dang, who peed in your Cheerios? The oral history is warmly affectionate to any fan of the book/movie. I think it’s fairly clear that they would have liked to work with him again (what, no mention of the rumored cameo they mention in the story?), but that Dempsey filled the void more than adequately. (Maguire as…

Who do you guys think watches (er, watched) that show? Middle aged and elderly white women. That's who's voting. Not "America".

Because the other democratic candidate voted in support of the same bill?

That Crime Bill that Bernie voted for?

Look, I’m just going to say this: if Hillary could control Bill, I think the history of our mid- to late-’90s would be very different.

Pay fucking attention to the crimes being discussed in either instance.

It’s an incredibly light sentence, and yet my first thought was to feel slightly happy that at least he was convicted. And that’s so sad.

So not only does the booklet cost $12.99 but it also contains recycled content. So Glamour wants to overcharge plus sized women for old information.

I think we just need to give Trevor some time, it took awhile for Jon to become the master that he was.

I am %100 not joking when I say that Barack Obama should be the next host of The Daily Show. He is a fantastic comedian and clearly knowledgable enough about the issues, and he deserves a daily platform where people might actually pay attention.

You know the answer to that question, and it’s not “yes”.

It’s hilarious to me that walking with a cane is less of a fashion faux pas than not wearing heels.

Emotionally strong...emotionally bankrupt. I guess I can see how they might look similar...

She acted happy being married to Kris for awhile. That alone deserves an award.

Buckle up.