Fuck Cheryl Tiegs and fuck Dr. Oz.

That and Monster with Theron playing Aileen Wuornos. (She had to shave her eyebrows and hairline, wear brown contacts, blotch up her skin and gain weight.) But again, it was not as severe as Saldana’s change.

@Ariana Grande: Bride of Darkenstein?

Hello Kitty looks more dangerous than Ariana Grande.

Or like a woman.

I think she seems perfectly nice. But (expletive) her for bragging about selling books when she’s already rich enough to have endless time to write them and then easily get them published.

Sorry, Ariana Grande does not look dangerous at all.

Unless it’s like Borat and people think he’s funny for the wrong reasons. “Man, I sure wish I could say stuff like that about Jews and women and not get in trouble!”

I have nothing against him but I don’t think that’s it. There’s nothing particularly intellectually challenging about a tit joke.

I’m really starting to think there’s literally nothing Netflix won’t give five seasons to.

Side note: I had a college roommate who apparently watched pornography with his frat brothers and nothing has ever sounded so creepy or awful.

I was just thinking that photo of her in that makeup looks like a really bad wax figure. How did anyone think this was a good idea?

“When I was in school, everyone called me Ann Cooder. It was only years later that I found out that was a term for a bagina. I think it is wrong for people to know what a bagina is so I am going to defund everything I can to prevent little girls from learning about baginas.”

I felt like 2003 and earlier was alright?

And see, that’s David Oyelowo. He just played MLK in Selma, and has been very outspoken of representation. He's far from a token, so I’m doubly befuddled as to why he even thought this a good idea.

I’m not sure why I’m surprised that “tasteful blackface” didn’t work out the way they promised it would. But sweet salty cheezits that’s embarrassing to look at. Yikes.

Right? Someone else pointed out that her make-up as Gamora was more natural looking. If you are going to be colorist and disregard her family's wishes at least find someone that can do natural looking makeup...

#neverforget

I think Blake wanted a new horse but told Gwen he got it for her.