He announced her and I was thinking “no fucking way is this actually happening” and then she came out.

Guys... HE BROUGHT STACEY DASH OUT. He is fucking with everyone.

I agree, however I feel corporate media is somewhat to blame because who wants to tune into station that is 90% coverage of purposefully incendiary programming and like 10% coverage of topical issues by rational and intelligent people?

GOOD TV IS YELLING TV!

Well in NBC’s defense, I don’t think there has been enough coverage on this election. Who’s even running? I wouldn’t know. I mean, an analysis of a poignant and provocative music video? Nah, give me more Trump.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

I can think of maybe one instance in which they’d be effective...

At least you will think you look awesome if you do blow.

Whatever else you think about this show, it did give us this:

They should really rename it 6 Dozen Moms. That would probably be more accurate.

Lucy, i mean Tom Ellis can step by my place at any time

Why do older relatives love talking about who got fat or skinny so much? It’s like the super bowl, oscars, presidential election, and papal visit all wrapped up with a bow to them.

My husband’s (not a doctor) is fresh air. Humored him once and fainted within 3 minutes of being outside.

As a nurse I get all sorts of random shit asked of me by friends, family, and strangers. My advice is always “Go see a doctor. If you need help carrying out his instructions, give me holler. Because that’s what nurses do. Help people get better by carrying out a plan of care organized by a doctor. We don’t diagnose.…

Exactly! She sounds drunk, overmedicated or botoxed to the point that her mouth doesn’t work properly any more.

I feel like we’re cousins?

Nah, it’ll be about how Trump didn’t properly secure the family dog in the cargo hold of his plane.

I gotta say, Mittens seems to have found some odd form of chutzpah, to get all huffy about releasing tax returns when he was the king of not releasing tax returns the last time around.

There is nothing like a parent who is a surgeon to teach you that unless you’ve been through medical school (and really, at least a year of residency), you should shut the fuck up instead of giving anyone medical advice, or otherwise commenting on their health .