I have never seen an article that was asking for a Zoolander reference so hard.

I was really into the Weezer fandom in the early-aughts when I was in high school. I probably can still sing Pinkerton from front to back... but now that I’m not 15 I’m so grossed out by all his misogyny and yellow fever (in the songs themselves!) I can’t even listen to it.

I was being sarcastic.

I heard a new Weezer song the other day, and it’s about girls. Rivers, you’re 40. Stop.

We can still make fun of Rivers Cuomo right???? Because he posted this on twitter recently

C’mon Maddie, I’m a big boy and can manage two contrary emotions at once. Creed was a shitty band. I wish Scott Stapp the best in dealing with his addiction and mental illness.

Music can suck while the human beings behind it are still human and deserving of sympathy and compassion.

Nope still really, really easy. Your rockstar drug addiction was to...adderall?

The red with the matching jacket!! And the lilac two piece. And ooh, ooh the orange and the green. With every matching nail polish and lipstick.

Damn I love this guy so much

Rihanna in that lavender or green number.

So that’s where $60 million came from. They weren’t exactly honest when they told the judge they’d invested $60 million in Kesha when it was actually $11 million. But they may have made that investment of $60 million solely because they thought Kesha would be a massive moneymaker who would have kept the label in the…

And he’s a fucking producer. It’s not like Phil Spector was hurting for work after it was learned that he was a monster.

Suspect he's just really enjoying this added level of control over her and how painful it is for her. He knows nothing will happen to him. Scumbag.

That’s a very stupid and distinctly male thought to deploy as the final note of a piece of reporting on a pop star alleging sexual abuse against the most powerful pop producer in America.

Is this the same $60 million that Sony keeps claiming they invested specifically in Kesha? Because it sure doesn’t sound like that money was invested specifically in Kesha.

The final line of this is chilling, on the point about money though, at this point it is costing Sony and Dr Luke an extreme amount to hang on to her, they honestly should let her go. The PR disaster alone isn’t worth continuing.

Well, maybe Kelly Clarkston would have nicer things to say about him if she had gotten a cut of the money on the song she hated.

Reminded me of:

Kanye needs a new workout plan.