If that was a scolding then your parents were very kind, lol.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

Kylie’s full of shit. Team anyone else.

Oh please with your “not all men” bullshit. Chris Brown is a scumbag who beat the shit out of Rihanna, and is apparently still not leaving her alone. And don’t backtrack on your original comment, you said “why do you feel the need to take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to bash men in general?” I’d like to see all the dozens of…

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

Maybe because when you’re famous people come up and say your full name in a very “you’re famous” way and when girl is getting her endorphins on at soul cycle she doesn’t have time for it!

Oh, look an asshole just came into the comments section. <— {It’s me if you didn’t already guess.}

If you remember anything else and want to email, I’m anna.merlan@jezebel.com.

hey world, winter is coming...for you.

1. Why wasn’t Ronnie at Burger King??

The reinvention of J Woww is one of the great surprises of my life

Will it answer the questions I need answered?

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

My DM never taught me any real spells when I got my wizard to level 8. I feel cheated. D&D is less cool than Jack Chick led me to believe.

People will always believe sensationalistic crap that confirms their fears. Some Christians in the eighties were quick to believe Dungeons and Dragons was causing kids to go ape and hack eachother up with swords. In the same decade, others were quick to believe that large-scale sexual abuses were happening at daycare…

Looking at Alexa makes me really sad because she has Alexander Skarsgard and I never will. That I’ve been married for 8 yrs is besides the point..

I feel like we are not focused enough on the fact that her name is Makenna.

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

I find it funny that Beyonce and Jay Z are so hung up on Becky, and he even tells her to let it go.