Yo, so I skillfully combined two memes in one: ‘How it feels to listen to a podcast’ & ‘woman laughing alone with salad’. I’m ... a very lonely person.

“The sound of someone listening” is definitely a thing! I remember hearing that extra click when someone would pick up another land line in the house back in the day. Or maybe breathing? 911 operators are trained to pick up on that shit.

I’m trying to remember back to the days when I used a landline. I have a little sister and I definitely caught her listening in on convos with friends a few times, mostly because I could hear her breathing or random background noises. I think you can also hear a faint click when someone picks up another line.

What does “the sound of someone listening in” sound like and how would that only be audible to the 911 operator?

It is better than that Taylor X Zayn mess. Still not going on my workout mix.

Oh, god, Taylor.

i will not post the one where i look “nuts” but here’s this one:

Really all that build up and we don’t get to see the pic of you with the ball? Come on man.

Me too!

The best example of calling someone out through editing was when James talked about being a DJ and being more successful than everyone and they cut to him at the doggy event, announcing that someone had found keys and he had them at the DJ table. I died.

Hello old friend.

Holy Shit I went to Eastlake around the same time. I thought I had imagined this.

I’d have to agree. Both of them are terrible, awful people.

idk man, katie is awful but i cant get fully on board with the ‘tom is a sad victim’ narrative. i think he probably does lots of little digs, but keeps his off camera

Considering they went to get a prenup and the lawyer laughed when he was told how much money they had.....Bravo likely paid for every penny of the wedding.

Katie is a terrible person. I just want to give Schwartz a hug and tell him he’s going to be ok.

I think exactly zero less of him over this, everyone talks shit and if you don’t, well, don’t sit with me.

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.