Kirkland FTW

hahaha i am sorry, but this made me LOL hahaha I feel your pain. My almost 4 yr-old’s main purpose for existance is to touch his penis. its exhausting

My pediatrician told me, “Repeat after me: ‘no one ever went to college in diapers’”. It saved us all in moments of frustration.

That’s the perfect way to describe it - you’re just figuring out your kids cheat code & playing it until the cows come home. Unfortunately for my son, it had to be ring pops, nothing less, to warrant taking a poo. We trained him in the summer so outdoor pee was the most fascinating thing ever, but poo, that took…

Totally, just doing the dishes once or twice a week will weather any hands. ugh he’s a literal good-for-nothing blob

Maybe because they plow the snow & mow the lawns? Otherwise, I cannot think of one.

It seemed to me to be the groundwork for another spin-off, like how I didn’t realize I was watching Vanderpump Rules, I thought it was just a longish RHOBH. Same with Summer House; the transition from Stassi’s bday to yet another dumb Bravo show that I must watch was seamless.

soft laugh, which turned into weeping

Agreed!!

Exactly, anyone can plan for a normal amount of time at an airport & bring a snack or two, or eat before they get to the airport. It’s those unforseen amounts of time where you are actually trapped that it’s really unfair. And having to pay more than a dollar for tap water (bottled) anywhere is a crime against…

Agreed! My town said there was nothing I could do about the neighbor I had whose hoarding obsession was spilling out into his yard. You could see the garbage piled up in his house from his windows. There were 4 cars completely filled with garbage parked in his driveway. His gutters had 3-4 foot high weeds growing from…

I try to do the same thing. Also taking your foot off the gas often results in the same reduction in speed as jamming on your brakes does. Leave yourself enough room to coast.

I completely agree. Blow this shit up, from ownership on down, and let’s try for lottery gold again.

“Hon” annoys the shit outta me

I call my mom “Mom”, and my little boys call me “Mommy” & I’m going to hold on to that for as long as I can.

so much this.

I’ll hold you while we cry together

ON A BOAT?!?!?!?! ON AN OFF DAY?!?!?! ISN’T HE COMMITED TO THE TEAM?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE PLAYOFFS?!! THIS IS A DISTRACTION?!!! MOAR YELLING RAARR RARRR BOATS TIMBERLANDS FOOTBALL :KAHSFHASDHJASDJAH

33 & same.

Same here. The /r/raisedbynarcissists community on Reddit has been really helpful for me as I’ve realized the kind of people my parents really are (and sounds like your mom is). I couldn’t fathom a relationship like Carrie & Debbie had with my mother & the people at reddit really get that kind of thing & how other…