Fistina and Palmela are going to be so jealous!

I’m sure Stephen Miller has some very attractive qualities. Perhaps he killed a fat squirrel and laid it on her doorstep. Or maybe regurgitated a half-digested chicken carcass and served it with a lovely side of mashed potatoes still in the rind (also regurgitated).

If I were the mayor of San Francisco, I would write Mr. Trump a letter saying if he were really concerned about used syringes on California’s beaches, he should send a task force there to clean it up and send the city a bill, itemized, of course. Otherwise, he should STFU.

You know who else enjoyed persecuting the homeless?

Accused of unethical behavior and minutes later put in charge of handling incoming money. She’ll fit in perfectly in this WH

The only thing I know about Ms. Waldman is that she can do better. Her parents are telling their friends she’s dating a drug mule.

Fields, supposedly. And yes, they would. My aging pancreatic barfing cat would make a better president than our current one.

Steve finally took my advice and grabbed her by the pussy! (can you believe this picture? As if our enemies didn’t have enough ammo to mock US on...)

She looks like a younger and slightly more feminine Sarah Sanders.

I always assumed he had a dungeon full of kidnapped women as his ‘girlfriends’.

It’ll be hilarious if she releases a statement denying the relationship. Like, “Yuck, you think I would date that? *gag noise*”

Look at Miller, giving his fleshlight a name like it’s a real person. Awww.

They must have bonded over an armful of dried glue. Or she is inherently a shitty person who has an awful taste in men. I prefer to imagine she just enjoys eating glue and has found someone with the same eating habit.

Himmler never user used spray on hair.

It’s scary how much this asshole resembles himmler.

“According to Miller, Waldman is from Canada and he met her at summer camp and she has a great face and a smoking hot body and is totally a 11 or even an 12.”

Just goes to show there’s a racist lid for every white supremacist pot.

FTR - STOP FLUSHING THESE THINGS.

He cares so much for pollution that he's making an agency DESIGNED to protect the environment force California to roll back emission standards. Makes complete sense. Sure. 

Increase taxes on the wealthy to pay for housing. Pretty simple. Their donating to the problem doesn't work. He could also tell HUD to do their job. Also, the wealthy should stop blocking homeless shelters out there. The wealthy whine about this problem and don't do shit.